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(Answer True or False for each
question) |
| T |
F |
I
live on or near a Hellmouth. |
| T |
F |
I
sunburn instantaneously. And fatally. |
| T |
F |
All
food tastes bland except for very rare meat. |
| T |
F |
My
face is covered with strange bumps or breaks out
in strange bumps when
I get
excited or upset. |
| T |
F |
When
I check my pulse, there isn’t one. |
| T |
F |
I
find myself wanting to kill and drink the blood of
my friends, family… even
strangers! |
| T |
F |
I
can exercise for hours without getting out of breath — or breathing
at all. |
| T |
F |
I
can smell when toast is burning — a mile
away. |
| T |
F |
When
I look in the mirror, I am not there. |
| T |
F |
I
came home last night in a nice suit/dress, with dirt
under my fingernails. |
| T |
F |
I
eat food mostly out of habit. |
| T |
F |
I
keep biting holes in my tongue/lips. |
| T |
F |
I
have inexplicably developed an aptitude for martial
arts. |
| T |
F |
Super-strong
teenaged girls keep trying to kill me. |
| T |
F |
I
sometimes worry that I will look like a fruit bat
when I get old. |
| T |
F |
I
recently purchased (or stole) a pair of black leather
pants and/or a long,
fluttery, black leather coat. |
T |
F |
On
Halloween, I stay home and watch T.V. |
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If
you answered True for at least six of these questions,
then you are indeed a vampire. |
